Monday, June 25, 2007

Our weekend in Sunriver and The Pacifc Crest Games

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My friend April has being doing Triathlons for 3 years now, and every year I've admired her perseverance, progress, and victories. Interestingly enough, it was some time ago when I went out with her on one of her first runs and it was a lot of work for her just to take one lap around the campus at work. For a while, another good friend of ours, who has been running far a long time, K Mark Shofer (aka K Mart Shopper) was kind and patient enough to run with us at lunch. As running skills and confidence got better, we started trail running in Forest Park with a group of friends and then started signing up for running events like the Nike Run Hit Wonder runs, Hood to Coast, and the Shamrock run to name a few. As April's running career started to really take off, she decided to take it to the next level and started

training for tris. At that time, right after turning 30 and entering into some unhealthyrelationships,my health started to take some interesting turns due to a lot of stress. Throw in a dislocated shoulder from snowboarding that dislocated subsequently 2 more times... simply put, I was a mess and physical activities seemed to aggravate certain things instead of alleviating stress.
After moving on from the relationships and having shoulder surgery in December 2006, I started to slowly get back into running and found that my body was quite receptive, and I felt even better running now than I had before. My body seemed ready for more challenges. With that - another friend of mine asked me if I wanted to do the Seattle to Portland ride with her and some friends from work and I said "YEAH!". So I bought a Specialized Roubaix, which I LOVE (her name is Lulu)!!!! I started riding with April and Tonya, the Portland Wheelmen, the Portland Velo group and
a lot of rides on my own. One of the first organized rides Tonya, April, and I participated in was the American Lung Association's Reach the Beach ride. The ride length we did was the 55 miler leaving from Amity Oregon. After that ride, my confidence started to build with riding and then I did the Helvatia Half marathon and surprised myself that I could make it - with a time that wasn't all that bad. April, suggested I sign up for the Pacific Crest Olympic distance duathlon. She was signed up for the the Oplympic distance triathlon. The event was taking place out near Bend, one of my favorite places in Oregon, and with all my running and cycling that I'd been doing, I thought this would be the perfect way to give a duathlon a shot! So I signed up two weeks before the event - how's that for timing! I was taking advice from April as to how I should train for the next two weeks - part of that included my first brick work out. The last Tuesday before the race I went out to Sauve Island to do the brick work out. Coincidently there was another group with a trainer there at the same time I was, doing the same thing. I hung to the back of their ride and figured if I could keep up with them, assuming they'd been doing this training longer than I had, and if I could keep up - I wouldn't be in that bad of shape for Sunday. I rode hard to simulate the pace I hoped to do for the race and kept up with the goup in front of me. However, at the beginning of the second lap I had to use the rest room and was not going simulate peeing my pants in a race scenario. Stopped and used the stinkinest, nastiest "honey bucket" that everyone who rides at Sauve knows about, especially on a warm day. Took a gel shot and was off for round two to complete the 24 miles. I rode hard to catch the group and actually passed two of them but was riding really hard to do so. Got back to the parking lot and now it was time to run... the transition from cyciling to running is one of the most awkward feelings there is. I felt like I bouncing up and down taking baby steps - the sense of running hard and getting no where fast. It took a bit to get my stride to strech out and apparently I got far - a mile and half out and then it was time to turn back. By that point, my worry subsided about how the run would feel because on the way back my stride smoothed out and while my legs still felt tight - I was able to push through. The question now was, could I do that for 6 miles. I ran with Mark on Wednesday, which began the tapering phase. And though I told him it would have to be a slow pace, we somehow managed to step it up while talking about anything and everything as we usually do. Thursday I had to go buy speed laces, drop my bike off for a tun up and then go do laundry - as of wednesday I'd gone through my last sports bra (laundry is another topic for another blog). I got to bed late Thursday and woke up early Friday morning to pack, not the best plan because that usually means something of significance is going to be left out and some random, unnecessary item is going to be packed in its place... well, I took my chances. It also came as no surprise that when I planned to leave early on Friday I was slammed at work and my nerves were starting to ruffle because I still had to pick my bike up and then head over to April and Nicks so that we could leave from their place at 4. I left work 15 minutest later than I planned and swiftly headed over to Sunset Cycles to pickup Lulu - she looked sparkly and happy and I ghetto tossed her in the trunk and headed over to April's ... TRAFIC!!! Shiza Minelly!!! My nerves went to level 11 and I called April telling her that I was stuck and had no idea how much time it would take now for me to get there. I told her if her and Nick were already packed and ready to go, just to go ahead and I would lag behind them on the way over... but as it turned out Nick wasn't even home yet and I was able to navigate in and out of the side streets and hwy 26 to get there in good time.
We got to Bend and upon checking in to the Best Western, we were informed that they had mis-booked us into a room with only one king bed... and while entertaining the fleeting thought of all three of sleeping in one bed (all lactose intolerant), Nick had to put the smack down and we endedup switching reservations to a "little out of the way" place called the Entrada Lodge, which we decidely chose to refer to as the Enchilada Lodge. After dropping our stuff off at the Enchilada Lodge, we headed back out to meetup with some familly and friends for dinner and drinks. We had dinner at an Italian restraunt and I thought a glass of merlot would help calm the nerves and 3 gwasses rater, I was doing qite will. THEN we headed to some dive bar(thers a good reason why I can't remember the names of these places,I just can't remember why) and danced and listened to a live band covering 80's and 70's music, I think. After another 3 glasses of wine, we headed back to the Enchilala lodge and were in bed a little after 12... another late night... great. I didn't sleep that well, and woke up in the middle of the night because SOMEONE instisted the heat had to be turned on...Nicole. I got up out of my pool of sweat to go turn the cold air on and wasn't really able to sleep after that. My stupid alarm on my phone went off at 5am and that was it. I was wide awake listening to the other two occasionally snort and fart, and enjoy their sleep while I lay there.
Saturday morning - we all roll out of our respective beds around 8. I was trying to convince myself that I only had 4 glasses of wine the night before - not six. My dull, fuzzy nogin could not escape the truth. The plan today was that April and I were going to drop Nick off so he could spend some good quality time with his bro and we were going to pick up our race packets, get a small work out in - which meant April getting into the oh so cool Wickiup Resevoir for a swim, and drop our bikes off at transition 1. My ultimate goal for that day was to be back in bed, asleep, by 9pm.
On the way out to Sunriver we stopped at the store to pickup sugary electrolyte drinks and water to aide in our self induced dehydration and I picked up some other pharmeceuticals because for some reason my nose was completely stuffed up and my regular allergy tablet wasn't working. I was hoping that I wasn't coming down with a last minute cold.
We got to the frenzy of the Athlete's village in Sunriver, and as we were walking along that's when it hit me. First I thought it was elevation, but knowing I don't suffer from any sort of elevation sickeness - we figured it had to be my nerves kicking in. My breathing got really shallow, palms clammy, and knees week as we passed amazingly fit athletes - Saturday's events consisted of:
Thankfully I was there with someone who had done this before and had been through the first time jitters (understatement).
We walked around, checking out all the vendor booths with everything and more that one into multisports could possibly need or want... and their oh so not so low prices... it's a racket! But some pretty interesting stuff none the less.
We had lunch and then it was time to go stand in line to get our race stuff...CF! Lines for this and lines for that ... I'm not that great at organization, but I think I could have organized that a little better and get competent volunteers to facilitate the packet handouts. Standing in line #2, I was watching what the volunteers were handing out - wristbands of different colors, a cotton or technical T (tech T if you paid the xtra $10), and stuffing them into a nice schwag bag. My turn... the kid doesn't say a word to me but looks at the info on my race packet, gets a technical T and wads it up and hands it to me. I asked about one of the colored wristbands and he said I didn't need one...Ok I thought, he would know his job better then me, right? :) Then I asked for a bag so I could stuff my wadded up shirt in it. I was a bit unnerved since everyone else before and after me were getting different colored wristbands, but that soon passed as we tried to get directions from another volunteen on how to get to the reservoir to drop off our bike. April was handling this and I listened to what that gal was saying and watching April writing it down. The girl's directions were peppered with "ummmm"s and "then I think you go" and quite frankly I couldn't understand any of it but April was writing stuff down and kept replying "Ok"... so we were on our way.
Yeah, so we got a little lost... but boy is Bend sure scenic and pretty! After winding this way, zagging that way and a little back tracking to ask for directions - we finally made it to Wickiup!!!
The buzz heightened as everyone trekked their equipment to the 1st transition - eyeing each others bikes, talking about previous and upcoming events, talking of training schedules, and all through out hearing "good luck tomorrow!"... this was very cool.
We got to the transition check point and I was told I couldn't go down to set up my bike because I didn't have a green WRISTBAND... deep breath... deep breath... ummmm, the intelligent young man at the packet pick-up said I didn't need one. I showed the man my confirmation that I recieved in the mail and my packet - both stating "Duathlon" on them... yes, a bit confusing I'm sure. Indeed, I should have recieved a green wristband. Well... spilled milk be damned, I wasn't going to cry - I was about to bite someone's head off. Again, breath... I told him that I need to set up my bike, and asked if there was another way to get a green wristband at this point? He put a zip tie on my wrist and told me to find him tomorow when he would then give me an official GREEN WRISTBAND. Ok - whatever. We got marked with our numbers, April got her swim in, we got a little bit of a ride in, and I got my bike set up (phew) - time to head back... again, directions from another volunteen and a lovely scenic ride back into Bend.

We got our electrolytes and water in, ate throughout the day, and had dinner Shizzy's pizza and so much more. Back to the Enchilada Lodge and in the room by 9pm... we set out stuff for the morning, showered, watched some bad summer reality tv.. and then off to bed. For some of us. I know I dreamt that night but I'm pretty sure I only got around 4 hours sleep... OMG... this freaked me out because I know how I am when I don't sleep well... pretty much incoherent!
Sunday - RACEDAY. Nervous for sure, I was not going to even compound that with thinking about my sleeping patterns from the last few days... it is what is. Breakfast of champions consisted of protien enriched oatmeal, more gatoraide, banana, apple and quite frankly I was still full from everything I ate the day before. Unfortunately, I was not able to pull off the morning constitutional due to nerves and traveling... so I was going to be loaded for the day.
When I think Bend, I think desert. When I think desert, I think ... ahhhh, warm and dry. So, I packed for warm and dry. And it usually is warm by midday. Not so,however, in the early morning. Nope... we went to transition #2 to drop off our running stuff... I, clad in my little bluehoody sweatshirt and my race jersey underneath, capri's over my race shorts, and Chacos... exposing my little toes that go numb at the touch of an icecube.. to the 32 degrees temp outside that morning. There was a frost on the ground and every one that left their stuff out at the transition the night before now had frozen gel cubes and shots and clothes and shoes. I felt silly as I saw people in caps, gloves, full length warm-ups, fleeces, and the like walk by.. and looked for people who were dressed more like me...and luckily they were out and about, stating the obvious.."gee, it sure is cold.. hope it warms up'. Trust me, I've get a little list of things to remember for next year.
Off to the starting line...I know we were talking about stuff on the way out but I can't remember what. Some moments I wasn't thinking of anything and at other moments, one too many thoughts were trying to make it front and center in my head... and I'm not supposed to be taking this event "seriously"...it's just to dip my toe in...
We got to transition 1, which was the start of the Du, and hung out in the truck for a bit. At 7:45 we headed down. Got to the T1 gates, and with out any complications, I finally got my green wristband...YAY! Nick headed down to the beach to the spectator area and April and I headed down to our starting places. I pulled my bike off the rack and set it up against a tree to pump up my tires and get it ready, when I turned around some guy was putting his bike up in my place and when I told him that was my spot, he didn't react or say anything, just walked off to the tri staging area. The lady next to me suggested I take his bike and prop it up next to the tree and put my bike back. I told her this was my first time and that this was just part of the learning curve... and walked my bike down to the end of the Duathlon racks to finish getting ready. At this time it was now 8:30... time to peel off my thin layer of outer wear and put my bike shoe on... this is when I discovered I only had one bike shoe!!! A miriad of thoughts started rushing through my head as I jumped over to the spectator side and was running around the beach looking for Nick. Couldn't find him and went back to find April - she told me he'd gone back to the truck... so I sprinted up to the truck and was relieved to see he was in there and that my other bike shoe was in there also. I was ready to go by the 8:45 pre-race announcements... and at 8:55 we all lined up. I was next to a couple of other newbies and this one gal who had all sorts of gadgets on her wrists and bike to relay all sorts of stats as she was racing along. I looked up at her helmet expecting to see a satelite dish and was kind of bummed when I didnt. She was a talker too...had something to say pretty much about everything...and I was amused by her - she atleast drowned out all the voices that were going on in my head.

Two by two we made it up the start pad and then we were off!!!! This was a chip timed event, so crossing the starting pads would start our individual race.
It took about 2 miles for my legs to finally feel warmed up after standing in line, somewhat frozen.
This years bike course was altered due to road construction, so the course was a rolling downhill and it was really enjoyable!
Towards the end of the bike route the car traffic started to really back up and there was a mile and a half section when we were right next to the cars which did make a bit uncomfortable and I wound up slowing down because it was bit of a tight squeeze. After that it was a breeze up to transition 2 - running! I was right behind some old guy (like 70's or something) that had this huge cheering section at the transition gates and he was slowing down and waving at them... and blocking me... and transition time counts! I kind of felt like a biddy when I ruined his Chariots of Fire moment by shouting "EXCUSE ME!!! COMING THROUGH!!!" and he got out of our way... a woman behind me said thanks, and it turns out that there was a line of 5 other people right behind me. I racked my bike, took a drink of accelerade4, switched shoes and was off.. until I saw the oasis that was the porta potty! I realized I did have to go and that not going would probably hinder me and cause for an "accident" somewhere down the path. Now, the same thing happened to me during the half marathon... I get in there and it seems like all time stands still and I'm moving in slow motion... realizing how bad I did have to go and how good it felt to go...I stayed in a little longer than normal kind of camping out. Alas... I jumped up, tucked my shirt in to my underpants and shorts and headed back out onto the course!!!. As I expected, it took the first mile for my legs to adjust and was relieved that I wasn't in much discomfort as I thought I might experience. I made sure to get a drink at most all the water stops. At the 2nd to last water stop I asked the woman what mile this was and she said she thought it was 4 - no wait , a little over 3 and a half. I said ok, and turned, then she said she thought that it was mile 4 but not to take her word on it becuase she could be wrong, and she should know by now because I wasn't the first runner to ask her this question... and yes, she was pretty certian it was 4 and that I was almost done. I had no idea how long that exchange took, but I thanked her for the water and was off. And indeed, it was mile 4... that's when the fun kicked in for me because the last 2.2 miles, I had a little foot race going on with these other two guys that had caught up to me. With some jockeying, I kept ahead which re-energized me and the finish line was getting close. Towards the end it was getting louder with music, bells, and there were more people cheering us on - and those two guys beat me by senconds... but oh well!!! I beat my own expectations and had one of the best weekends of my life! 25. some odd miles on a bike and a 6.2 mile run...and I finished!!!! The results weren't too bad either.
So much thanks go out to Nick - for the business paying for dinner and drinks on Friday, for putting up with our constipation talk, dirtying up his truck and the B.O. he complained about but we know he secretly likes, and taking fantastic pictures throughout the race. And greatly appreciative thanks to April for motivational support, training support, logistical support, and for being one of the funniest and most understanding people I know!!! THANKS COACH! Can't wait for next year and doing the TRI!!!
PACIFIC CREST OLYMPIC DUATHLON
SUNDAY, JUNE 24, 2007
# OF FINISHERS: 151
# OF FINISHERS - FEMALES: 61
# OF FINISHERS - MALES: 90
# OF DAY OF RACE REGISTRATION: 4

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I ended up placing 5th out of 17 in the 30-34yr old age group!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT!!!! :.D











Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Gorge Ride 6/16/07

Wind, wind and more wind.
Aside from the phenomenal scenery and blue skies; the wind was something to contend with. Making silly statements, as I'm know for ... or as I put it “having a degree in stating the obvious" , I commented to T and A "You'd think they'd put a disclaimer out about the wind when signing up for this ride". Listening to myself as I uttered that statement and getting the look of "DUH" from T and A... the Columbia River Gorge is renowned for the sports of windsurfing and kite boarding... also for harnessing wind power.... hmmm. I should have known this before hand. There are just some things that come with the territory. Wind be damned, (speaking of, Bonneville dam is a great place to stop when visting the Gorge area - the fish hatchery is there and I love seeing the monster sturgeon... those suckers are crazy big and I'd hate to be in an intertube with one of those things swimming below me http://docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/USFISH/Photographs/Sturgeon.jpg) we rode on and took it as a challenge to better ourselves in the NW weather conditions.



The climb up to Roweena Crest.
The ride was hilly with nice rollers. This road up to Roweena Crest was the only real climb.



The reward at the top of the climb? A gorgeous view of the Gorge!!!


East North East view of the river from Roweena Crest


In front of the Mosier Twin Tunnels


Celebrating Tonya's B-Day Later that evening..HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Happy Summer Solstice!!!!


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

My first half marathon... The Helvatia Half!!!
06/09/07
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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Jon Stewart - The College of William and Mary commencement, 2004

Adapted from the commencement speech delivered by Jon Stewart, host and executive producer of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," at the College of William and Mary, May 16, 2004.

Thank you, Mr. President, I had forgotten how crushingly dull these ceremonies are. Thank you. My best to the choir. I have to say, that song never grows old for me. Whenever I hear that song, it reminds me of nothing. I am honored to be here, I do have a confession to make before we get going that I should explain very quickly. When I am not on television, this is actually how I dress. I apologize, but there's something very freeing about it. I congratulate the students for being able to walk even a half a mile in this non-breathable fabric in the Williamsburg heat. I am sure the environment that now exists under your robes, are the same conditions that primordial life began on this earth.
I am honored to be here and to receive this honorary doctorate. When I think back to the people that have been in this position before me from Benjamin Franklin to Queen Noor of Jordan, I can't help but wonder what has happened to this place. Seriously, it saddens me. As a person, I am honored to get it; as an alumnus, I have to say I believe we can do better. And I believe we should. But it has always been a dream of mine to receive a doctorate and to know that today, without putting in any effort, I will. It's incredibly gratifying. Thank you. That's very nice of you, I appreciate it. I'm sure my fellow doctoral graduates-who have spent so long toiling in academia, sinking into debt, sacrificing God knows how many years of what, in truth, is a piece of parchment that has been so devalued by our instant gratification culture as to have been rendered meaningless-will join in congratulating me. Thank you. But today isn't about how my presence here devalues this fine institution. It is about you, the graduates. I'm honored to be here to congratulate you today. Today is the day you enter into the real world, and I should give you a few pointers on what it is. It's actually not that different from the environment here. The biggest difference is you will now be paying for things, and the real world is not surrounded by three-foot brick wall. And the real world is not a restoration. If you see people in the real world making bricks out of straw and water, those people are not colonial re-enactors-they are poor. Help them. And in the real world, there is not as much candle-lighting. I don't really know what it is about this campus and candle-lighting, but I wish it would stop. We only have so much wax, people. Let's talk about the real world for a moment. We had been discussing it earlier, and I...I wanted to bring this up to you earlier about the real world, and this is I guess as good a time as any. I don't really know to put this, so I'll be blunt. We broke it. Please don't be mad. I know we were supposed to bequeath to the next generation a world better than the one we were handed. So, sorry. I don't know if you've been following the news lately, but it just kinda got away from us. Somewhere between the gold rush of easy internet profits and an arrogant sense of endless empire, we heard kind of a pinging noise, and uh, then the damn thing just died on us. So I apologize. But here's the good news. You fix this thing, you're the next greatest generation, people. You do this-and I believe you can-you win this war on terror, and Tom Brokaw's kissing your ass from here to Tikrit, let me tell ya. And even if you don't, you're not gonna have much trouble surpassing my generation. If you end up getting your picture taken next to a naked guy pile of enemy prisoners and don't give the thumbs up, you outdid us. We declared war on terror. After we defeat it, I'm sure we'll take on that bastard ennui. But obviously that's the world. What about your lives? What piece of wisdom can I impart to you about my journey that will somehow ease your transition from college back to your parents' basement?

I know some of you are nostalgic today and filled with excitement and perhaps uncertainty at what the future holds. I know six of you are trying to figure out how to make a bong out of your caps. I believe you are members of Psi U.
So I thought I'd talk a little bit about my experience here at William and Mary. It was very long ago, and if you had been to William and Mary while I was here and found out that I would be the commencement speaker 20 years later, you would be somewhat surprised, and probably somewhat angry. I came to William and Mary because as a Jewish person I wanted to explore the rich tapestry of Judaica that is Southern Virginia. Imagine my surprise when I realized "The Tribe" was not what I thought it meant. In 1980 I was 17 years old. When I moved to Williamsburg, my hall was in the basement of Yates, which combined the cheerfulness of a bomb shelter with the prison-like comfort of the group shower. As a freshman I was quite a catch. Less than five feet tall, yet my head is the same size it is now. Didn't even really look like a head, it looked more like a container for a head. I looked like a Peanuts character. Peanuts character [with] terrible acne. But what I lacked in looks I made up for with a repugnant personality.
In 1981 I lost my virginity, only to gain it back again on appeal in 1983. You could say that my one saving grace was academics where I excelled, but I did not. And yet now I live in the rarified air of celebrity, of mega stardom. My life a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbala center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh. So I know that the decisions that I made after college worked out. But at the time I didn't know that they would. See college is not necessarily predictive of your future success. And it's the kind of thing where the path that I chose obviously wouldn't work for you. For one, you're not very funny. So how do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? And the honest answer is this. You won't. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience. I was not exceptional here, and am not now. I was mediocre here. And I'm not saying aim low. Not everybody can wander around in an alcoholic haze and then at 40 just, you know, decide to be president. You've got to really work hard to try to.I was actually referring to my father. When I left William and Mary I was shell-shocked. Because when you're in college it's very clear what you have to do to succeed. And I imagine here everybody knows exactly the number of credits they needed to graduate, where they had to buckle down, which introductory psychology class would pad out the schedule. You knew what you had to do to get to this college and to graduate from it. But the unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. The paths are infinite and the results uncertain. And it can be maddening to those that go here, especially here, because your strength has always been achievement. So if there's any real advice I can give you it's this. College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency which I imagine, after going through the program here, is quite strong...although I'm sure downloading illegal files.but, nah, that's a different story. Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.
And the last thing I want to address is the idea that somehow this new generation is not as prepared for the sacrifice and the tenacity that will be needed in the difficult times ahead. I have not found this generation to be cynical or apathetic or selfish. They are as strong and as decent as any people that I have met. And I will say this, on my way down here I stopped at Bethesda Naval, and when you talk to the young kids that are there that have just been back from Iraq and Afghanistan, you don't have the worry about the future that you hear from so many that are not a part of this generation but judging it from above.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Mt Hood 5/29/05

10pm... Heading out to climb Mt Hood

















Pack loaded and ready to go
(I got the retro award for having the REI Tourstar backpack Circa 1995)
Complete with water, food, emergency supplies, clothes, rocks, couple of bricks and a small child.
This is the second time I've climbed Hood with this pack... first time was 11 yrs ago when I was a strapping young lass doing forest service work. The pack seemed much lighter back then.

Cheese please!







And behind me we have Mt Jefferson....

Due West
A fantastic view of Mt Hood's shadow being cast to the west as the sun is rising in the east.










...Scotty, Beam me up...
my legs are tired








Heading up the Hog's back ... this time, both sulfur pits are exposed on each side... stinky stinky... and NO that was not me!




















The first time I climbed Hood, the group headed up the Hog's Back and then cut to west, over the Bergshrund, and then up through the "Pearly Gates". On this climb we cut to the East because there was supposedly less ice that we'd have to go through.







































































Glacading on the heiny... oh so much fun!!!