FINALLY!!! Some one else has an age that >= 30

Canucks sure do know how to have a swell time!

Stopping at a fine familly establishment in Tacoma on
the way up to Vancouver BC

The Birthday Girl shows the Hooters staff what the Funky Monkey really looks like.... there is NO SHIMMYING in the Funky Monkey!
The staff obviously did not get hired based on dance ability.

While enjoying the Cosmopolitan/European flare of shopping
in Vancouver BC, Bobby Ray (Accountant/Drag Racer... or was that
Queen?) was beside himself when not only did find the 50% off sale racks, but finally the moccasins he always wanted. The question now was - which moc complimented his body hair the best?

Some where in downtown Vancouver.

ACH! mein Wort! Was sagtest du gerade?

Meine deutsche Familie… sind wir sehr attraktiv! Ja?
http://www.stadt-butzbach.de/

http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/index.html

Frankfurt, Germany
I found this skyline view appealing because of all the church steeples dispersed through out the city

Frankfurt Germany

alte Schule

The Nerlich Mafia - Is that a Polka I hear in the distance?

By no strategical doing of my own, I was pleasantly surprised when my mom and I took the train into Frankfurt to find that we were the at the same time the beginning ceremonies were taking place for the World Cup Soccer Tourny for 2006! It was a lot of fun to walk around the city and experience the excitement with visitors from other countries. I must say, we came across a group of Brits diving into their pints shamlessly... as they are well known for... HA ... kind of just kidding... any way, these guys were hella crazy and fun to watch... my mom made sure to stand close by to get in on all the beer they were splashing around.... ach mamma... you can take the German out of Germany but you can't take Deutchland out of the German!

the Reaching of the Beach...ing

http://www.reachthebeach.org/

The Primary Colors getting ready to roll!

Red - Sinus/allergy t-issues

Yellow - Tummy Troubles

Blue - A nagging (smoker-esque) cough

...Primary Roll models for a ride benefitting the American
Lung Association . Hey! Did anyone see where I put my

lighter? I also seem to have misplaced my inhaler.

At this point we are still unaware that our ride home had blew a head gasket in Lincoln City... he too was now dipping his toes in the sand...

This is us hitch-hiking from the finish line... some one drove by shouting the weisenheimer comment " you've got bikes....!!!" Whu? Escuse mes? WTF!!! I AM NOT RIDING HOME YOU %*!$&!!!
The next journey would be the Greyhound-Esque ride from Hades part du (French for two).

Alternative sleep aid

I am going to start commenting on the inane things I do for my own personal gratification and pass it on to everyone else as creative, thoughtful, insightful... what ever... and at best if you can't seem to fall asleep after a 12 hour day of what ever it is you do and need that extra zing to put you to sleep.. this will be more boring than the bedside novel you are contemplating reading, especially out of fear because you are at that tired state where you know if you start reading you will more than likely fall asleep but not remember anything you've read... enter... my blog.